1. Five names you go by:
B. Judy, Judy, Judy
E. That savage bitch!!!
2. Three things you are wearing right now:
A. black thong
B. black lace bustier
C. steel toed construction boots, if they come in black.
Oh, this is supposed to be about what I'm really wearing? How boring. I have on 7 articles of clothing, all grey. I slept in this get-up last night, have worn it all day, and will sleep in it again tonight. Would you like a description of the food stains?
3. Two things you want very badly at the moment:
A. A few million dollars so I could bail out my friends
4. Three people who will probably fill this out:
C. Linda (No pressure, whenever you feel like it, and it won't hurt anyone's feelings if you're not up to it or are too busy. I didn't get to be called That Savage Bitch without developing a callused hide. I can handle rejection. Unless Phillip is the one rejecting me. That I could not handle).
5. Two things you did last night:
A. Shredded my mother's paper life
B. Shredded my sordid past
6. Two things you ate today:
7. Two people you last talked to on the phone:
A. They'd have to kill me if I told you their names
8. Two things you are going to do tomorrow:
A. Go to the doctor to have my clotting factor tested
B. Grocery shop
9. Two longest car rides:
A. From New York to Salt Lake
B. Five minutes in a car going anywhere with my mother
10. Two of your favorite beverages:
A. A home-made latte
B. Earl Grey Tea, with sugar and milk
What did you do on Black Friday?
4 hours ago